{"product_id":"no-admittance-except-on-party-business-46944","title":"Funny Coir Doormat No Admittance Except on Party Business (Natural Fiber)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny coir doormat brings a playful touch to your doorstep while providing reliable functionality as a natural fiber mat. Crafted from resilient coconut fibers, this outdoor welcome mat measures to fit standard doorways, making it an ideal no admittance mat for those who want to add humor and charm to their entryway. The textured surface offers excellent dirt-trapping ability, while the backing keeps the mat securely in place, ensuring safety and stability on your porch or hallway floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Constructed from 100% coconut fiber for long-lasting use in various weather conditions\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Designed with a secure backing to prevent slipping on smooth surfaces\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Sized to fit most doorways, suitable for indoor or outdoor placement\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Simple maintenance: vacuum regularly or lightly tap to remove debris; keep away from excessive moisture and direct sunlight\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach coir mat is carefully crafted to meet high-quality standards before shipping, with slight variations in color and texture that highlight the natural materials used. This playful porch rug serves as a unique housewarming gift mat or a fun closing gift for friends and family who enjoy welcoming guests with personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Made to order with attention to detail for consistent quality control\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Processing times vary; please refer to shop policies for current estimates\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Ships securely packaged to protect during transit\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Perfect for adding character to your entryway while maintaining practical use as a doorway floor mat\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur small business is committed to producing functional and charming mats that enhance homes and bring smiles. Each purchase supports our dedication to crafting distinctive pieces that combine style and everyday utility.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Doormatory","offers":[{"title":"Small 16 x 24 inches","offer_id":43402149331027,"sku":null,"price":29.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long 12 x 36 inches","offer_id":43414456598611,"sku":null,"price":33.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium 18 x 30 inches (Standard Size)","offer_id":43414456631379,"sku":null,"price":37.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 24 x 36 inches","offer_id":43414456664147,"sku":null,"price":46.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1764\/4563\/files\/il_fullxfull.2226818220_st13.jpg?v=1770421494","url":"https:\/\/thedoormatory.com\/products\/no-admittance-except-on-party-business-46944","provider":"The Doormatory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}