{"product_id":"like-a-good-neighbor-stay-over-there-03861","title":"Funny Welcome Mat - Natural Coir Door Mat With Rude Neighbor Message | Porch Rug","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny welcome mat adds a playful touch to your porch while serving as a practical outdoor doormat. Crafted from natural coir fibers, this coir door mat offers long-lasting performance and a sturdy surface to keep dirt outside your home. The funny welcome mat features a witty rude neighbor message that makes it a perfect housewarming welcome mat or a humorous welcome rug for anyone who enjoys clever doorstep decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasuring the standard size for porch entrance mats, this natural fiber doormat fits most outdoor entryways with ease. Its backing is designed to stay firmly in place on various surfaces, providing safety and stability every time you step on it. The funny doormat gift is easy to clean—simply vacuum or lightly brush off dirt to maintain its fresh look without damaging the fibers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eTested for quality and comfort, this rude neighbor mat brings personality and function together in one unique piece. Each coir door mat is carefully made to ensure consistent texture and vibrant print, with slight natural variations that enhance its charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eKey features include:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Natural coconut fiber construction for effective dirt scraping and longevity\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Secure backing that keeps the mat steady on porches, patios, or entryways\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Standard dimensions suitable for most outdoor door areas\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Simple maintenance requiring only light cleaning to preserve appearance\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Unique rude neighbor message adds humor and character to your home entry\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Ideal as a housewarming welcome mat or a witty doorstep mat gift\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdditional details:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Slight color and texture differences occur naturally due to fiber material\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Packaged carefully to arrive in perfect condition ready for use\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Designed for outdoor use but best kept away from prolonged moisture exposure\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Doormatory delivers quality porch rugs that combine practical benefits with fun designs. This funny welcome mat stands out as an excellent choice for anyone wanting an outdoor doormat that invites smiles while keeping entrances clean and safe.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Doormatory","offers":[{"title":"Small 16 x 24 inches","offer_id":43402186063955,"sku":null,"price":29.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long 12 x 36 inches","offer_id":43414447161427,"sku":null,"price":33.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium 18 x 30 inches (Standard Size)","offer_id":43414447194195,"sku":null,"price":37.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 24 x 36 inches","offer_id":43414447226963,"sku":null,"price":46.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1764\/4563\/files\/il_fullxfull.2280459385_1iz8_820c381e-e0ef-4708-bc4e-cd500fdcaa44.jpg?v=1770423100","url":"https:\/\/thedoormatory.com\/products\/like-a-good-neighbor-stay-over-there-03861","provider":"The Doormatory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}