{"product_id":"funny-doormat-do-not-look-in-closets-welcome-mat","title":"Funny Doormat - Quirky Front Door Mat | Non Slip Coconut Coir Mat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis funny doormat sets a playful tone at your doorstep while delivering a clear message that sparks curiosity and laughter. Designed as a quirky front door mat, it features natural coconut coir fibers that provide excellent wear resistance and texture, making it ideal for outdoor use. Measuring a standard size, this closet doormat offers reliable performance with an innovative latex-backed base that keeps it firmly in place on various surfaces. The result is a welcome mat that combines humor with practicality, enhancing your home's entrance with a bold personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Crafted from natural coconut coir fibers for effective dirt scraping and longevity\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Latex-backed base ensures the mat stays securely positioned on floors\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Standard dimensions fit most doorways perfectly, suitable for outdoor porch areas\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Easy to maintain by vacuuming or light brushing; avoid soaking and prolonged sun exposure\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach door mat is carefully produced to meet high quality standards before shipping. Slight variations in color and texture are normal due to the natural materials used, adding unique character to every piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Made to order with attention to detail and quality control\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Processing times vary; please refer to shop policies for current estimates\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"margin-left: 20px;\"\u003e- Secure packaging protects the product during transit to ensure flawless delivery\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Doormatory specializes in novelty porch decor that doubles as a conversation starter mat, perfect for those who appreciate dark humor doormats or want a housewarming gag gift that stands out. This funny welcome mat is an excellent addition to any home looking to blend functionality with witty charm.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Doormatory","offers":[{"title":"Small 16 x 24 inches","offer_id":44160664272979,"sku":null,"price":29.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Long 12 x 36 inches","offer_id":44160664305747,"sku":null,"price":33.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium 18 x 30 inches (Standard Size)","offer_id":44160664338515,"sku":null,"price":37.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 24 x 36 inches","offer_id":44160664371283,"sku":null,"price":46.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1764\/4563\/files\/DO_NOT_closets_-_Main.jpg?v=1772316361","url":"https:\/\/thedoormatory.com\/products\/funny-doormat-do-not-look-in-closets-welcome-mat","provider":"The Doormatory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}